witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions

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titty-jpg:

Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

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Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

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Architecture Majors:

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Music Majors:

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Theater Majors:

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Latin American Studies Majors:

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Law Students:

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Chemistry Majors:

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Women & Gender Studies Majors:

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Anthropology Majors:

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Sociology Majors:

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Philosophy Majors:

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Economics Majors:

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snoggd:

if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

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at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

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ridge:

when you find out your crush already likes somebody else 

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